Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue to be Released Early

Lohan Appears in Playboy
Much maligned brat Lindsay Lohan is making waves again, but this time it has nothing to do with theft or missing court appointed deadlines or failing to follow through on commitments to organizations. In this incarnation of the Lindsay Lohan circus, it is mostly men that are tuning in, anticipating that most revered of publications that at once signifies male veracity and obsession with everything of the opposite sex. Not so long ago, before the advent of the Internet, Playboy was the manhood publication of choice, with each issue reflecting every man’s dream girl in her full glory. A rite of passage to some, a badge of honor to others, Playboy has been a coveted print, a symbol of all things desired by the male population, a collection of guilty pleasures all rolled up into one convenient magazine.
Lindsay Lohan isn’t exactly an unknown quantity in the land of men’s fantasies, having bared her parts here and there whether willingly or as a product of paparazzi ingenuity. So what’s so different about the LiLo skin display this time around? Taste, artful taste, argues Playboy purists who have for decades engaged naysayers who dismiss Playboy as nothing but an affront on female sensibilities, a conspiracy to denegrate women, to objectify them, to reduce them to mere artifacts serving to satisfy cheap male erotic desires. No sir, this LiLo spread will be one for the ages, done in the style made famous by Tom Kelley, whose Marilyn Monroe shoot launched the Playboy enterprise.
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